A HILARIOUS NEW Romantic Comedy - a love story between a smart, savvy, sassy owner of a Long Island Catering Hall... (Think Fran Drescher) and a disillusioned priest from a local parish. Based on 25 years of wedding disasters and nuptial strangeness, plus my own unique insight into the life of a parish priest, this is a roller coaster rid
A HILARIOUS NEW Romantic Comedy - a love story between a smart, savvy, sassy owner of a Long Island Catering Hall... (Think Fran Drescher) and a disillusioned priest from a local parish. Based on 25 years of wedding disasters and nuptial strangeness, plus my own unique insight into the life of a parish priest, this is a roller coaster ride that is like nothing else: "Wacky Thornbirds"
My Narrator is a warm, funny, wise, gay priest who is fresh off a huge, national scandal... (which is the novel I'll be working on next.)
You want something completely different, something with the kind of humor you've never heard before... not just a Fleabag for NY... it's totally unique, totally fun!
Want to lend your script an air of "authenticity" as far as your churchy elements go? As a retired priest (after 25 years) and an accomplished writer, I can look-over your creation and point out the inconsistencies, problems and unrealities. I can suggest real solutions to your baby's difficulties.
(Or, read over one of MY screenplays!.
Want to lend your script an air of "authenticity" as far as your churchy elements go? As a retired priest (after 25 years) and an accomplished writer, I can look-over your creation and point out the inconsistencies, problems and unrealities. I can suggest real solutions to your baby's difficulties.
(Or, read over one of MY screenplays!. "The Immaculate Deception," "World Without End" and "Friday the 13th: The Wedding.")
Three motion picture screen plays written, many half-hours dramas. Family Theater Productions in Hollywood produced my script "The Eggplant Lady" in 2000.

During my 25 years as a priesty-type guy, I wrote dozens of stories. All of them had characters built on the 200 or so puppets and stuffed animals I had collected. Most of them were inspired by Bible stories, seasoned by my own unique (read "weird") POV.
I've started with 10 of my Christmas Stories. They're all revised, edited, type-set an
During my 25 years as a priesty-type guy, I wrote dozens of stories. All of them had characters built on the 200 or so puppets and stuffed animals I had collected. Most of them were inspired by Bible stories, seasoned by my own unique (read "weird") POV.
I've started with 10 of my Christmas Stories. They're all revised, edited, type-set and ready for some creative Illustrator to work with my and some courageous agent to bring these to the public before Christmas 2026. Then the sky's the limit. Dozens are in the wings waiting a little TLC.